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Just Like What? 2.5

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Welcome to Just Like What? THEE definitive And Just Like That Recap….that only bout 5 people read, but its definitive, nonetheless, MKAY? Listen, 2 seasons and 5 episodes in and I finally recognized the show I used to love. Listen a penis pump was not only seen and used but most hilariously HEARD. I rarely laugh out loud despite typing LOL on things, but yall – I LAUGHED OUT LOUD. I actually laughed or smiled at a number of things this week. LETS GO SEASON 2 of AND JUST LIKE THAT! Starting with Miranda’s threesome and Harry’s Ghost sperm not being sprayed on Charlottes tetas last week’s trend of the sex being put back in the city continues this week! Everyone is getting dick. Seema you get dick! Professor Lady you get dick! LTW got dick from her husband who pulled out his George Washington costume from his time on Broadway as the first president in Hamilton for a lil cosplay! You twee freaks! Carrie, your uptight ass woulda got some dick if the man it is attached to wasnt married to a man just as crazy and co-dependent as he! Charlotte: cute story line and even cuter vintage ralph, but Ill let Cline talk to yall bout dat. Rock got scouted by a Ralph Lauren agent and became a model….Charlotte was all yay and Harry was all nay! Charlotte won out. This story line I loved because dont we all love Harry? And Harry in a bad wig? And Harry in a bad wig, who knows its a bad wig but still loves it? Yeah. His interaction with the photog was funny and the way he peaced out made me smile. I dont know how this show got me to care about a storyline with one of these kids, but kudos! Miranda was Miranda-ing all over this episode. She has NEVER been one of my favorites, and any of yall that bought an “im a miranda” shirt, back in the day, I hope you’ve healed <3 – cuz yall girl has NOT. Che, who Miranda was never suited for, is figuring out that they dont really know each other. And what she is learning she may not like so much. One is nocturnal, one isnt. One is open to threesomes, the other gets muscle spasms during them. One gives a fuck about her kid, one could but doesnt. It was nice to see Miranda being able – at least in the moment – of giving Che the space she so desperately needed after getting her asshole ripped apart by that focus group – which ouch! I know Che was flying high and America loves a downfall, but to see your life’s trajectory torn apart by folks that cannot and sadly can relate has to hurt. I dont necessarily want to see Miranda back with Steve, but I also dont want to see her unhappy and shrinking herself -further – for a relationship. SEEMA, you sexy bitch you! Can I tell you I love this character? Her and her penis pumping man! I loved how her arc touched on the challenges of dating as a person of a certain age. I loved how she wasnt deterred by him revealing that he had ED. I loved that he came – literally – with his penis pump. And yall already know that I loved the sound that penis pump made when he put it on. And I love how she didnt care that he put it on. I love her high level discussion about why she wanted to continue to see him. I love that she didnt freak out when he didnt make her come. I love that she just pulled out her vibrator. I love that she didnt care when he got offended. I love that she turned up the speed over his objections. I love that she let him go, so that she could come! I LOVE SEEMA Carrie: okay miss girl….done accidentally found a man to get up under! She causes a man to fall off his bike and then proceeds to act in a way that if that man acted, she woulda called the law. Taking him to the urgent care was cool and thoughtful, showing up at his door – uninvited and unannouced with 17 soups and commenting on his station in life, just doing all the shit that women do and think makes them endearing, but seems stalkerish and over reaching when men do it. He’s completely irresponsible and overwhelmed, if not wealthy and successful and doesnt really have the bandwith to incorporate carries box into his circle. She gets up outta his crib mid make out session and on to the next….sex – hopefully That’s Facts previews for next week look like we better get ready for the return of Aiden!

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#AJLT: C-Line Style Cap

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Yall know what time it is…fashion can be late, but style never is cuz its timeless….And even if we dont always love the storylines, we gonna always go up over the styles and who better to do just that than my favorite fashionista and her fave thing to write, C-Line Style Cap! Get out ya fashion bibles, thesaurses and translator apps, cuz my homey gets down for the fashion crown! C-Line? And Just Like That… we have SEASON 2! Warm my heart fathagod with the fashions because after the BET Awards and my time in Vegas, ya girl needs to feel the warmth of the fashions.  Ya boy Max was nice enough to bless us with two episodes to kick it off and I could not be happier.  With that being said, I loved the opening “night night” scene as all of the ladies embrace their own sexyness as they head to bed. Since Miranda is in the West, she’s hours behind so she’s in a Miranda style dress (that’s no compliment).  Carrie shimmies to the bed an oversized New York Times sweatshirt which clearly belongs to her “special friend”. This was surprisingly sexy, I gotta admit it.  Lisa (MVP!) slithers into the bedroom in a cobalt blue Tom Ford kaftan – our cousin stole the montage but I’ll continue!  Charlotte and Seema came ready for business, Mrs York-Goldenblatt in a black silk gown and Seema in olive. The professor cued up Netflix and Facetime in an olive silk chemise. Why did I include these you may ask?  Well, lingerie matters and it’s one thing that makes women feel next level sexy. The only thing sexier is when you take it off! Yes, Carrie is my forever fave but baybeeeeee…. Lisa and Seema are so damn chic! I’d like to forecast that both will snatch fashion souls this season.   So… the girls are heading to The Met Ball!  Charlotte arrives at Carrie’s with Richard Burton the Bulldog in a Samantha Sung shirt dress. Richard Burton is in Burberry (((pooch sigh))). I chased my tail looking for the designer of Carrie’s jumpsuit only to learn it’s a vintage wedding dress that was converted into a jumpsuit – GENIUS!  While the ladies are leaning into the fashion houses for their looks, Carrie is rolling with an indie. So what is the theme??? VEILED BEAUTY! As they prep, Lisa preps in a red Coco DeMer bodysuit and light fingerwaves before giving her husband his “8 minutes) – SUPER SEXY!  She leaves for The Met in a red long sleeve georgette Valentino gown with a breathtaking train and headpiece of red feathers!  Take me to the king!!!!  Charlotte leaves her condo in an unnamed gilded age corset dress which really would have gone well with her husband’s awful tophat and tails – barf.  Seema left her home in a dramatic champagne colored hooded gown. Now I know it sounds awful but I swooned when I saw the hood hug her retro curled bang. There’s something about her swag that elevates her overall style POV. Carrie’s indie look fell through and chose my personal fave from her arsenal…. her Vivienne Westwood wedding gown complete with the teal bird veil and cape.  That’s right, repurpose your pain!

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