bill cosby – Myalogy

Dumb Shit on the Internet I Can’t Stay Silent On…..

zyansaeed615 / October 18, 2016

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY IDIOTS and the people that love and tolerate them! Y’all have brought me back from my Power ending induced funk with all the dumb shit yall keep posting in my sacred space Facebook. Im angry and jaded 101.75% of the time, so with those new to Myalogy, please know that while I proceed to clear my heart and mind of the dumbshit so I dont have to speak on it anymore. TRUMP VS. COSBY These are both vile men. I’ve met neither in person, thanks to the gods, but damn near every person that I know that has encountered them has said this. Both are wealthy. Both are powerful. Both have been accused of sexual assault; only one is facing criminal charges – the BLACK ONE. DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH. I know….the white people trying to bring him down. He was bout to buy NBC. He was ready to make a comeback on NBC showcasing a positive black family. He was…….the one that brought this shit on himself. Not content to lead by public example, both the real and show versions of him and his wives were the Obama’s of the 80s, this piece of garbage went on a public tour to talk bout how the very people that support and love him, need to get to pulling on their bootstraps and stop throwing syllables together when naming their children. AND THAT, blackity black black blackass people, your cute memes nothwithstanding, is the ONE reason why all this has come up. Dont believe me? I know its hard and asking a lot, but READ. http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/bill-cosby-scandal/judge-explains-why-he-unsealed-bill-cosby-court-documents-n387861 and since I know you hate reading….a synopsis. “The stark contrast between Bill Cosby, the public moralist and Bill Cosby, the subject of serious allegations concerning improper (and perhaps criminal) conduct is a matter as to which the AP — and by extension the public — has a significant interest,” Judge Eduardo Robreno wrote in a memorandum Monday. The documents were released after a request from The Associated Press. Robreno wrote Monday that the case “is not about the Defendant’s status as a public person by virtue of the exercise of his trade as a televised or comedic personality. Rather, Defendant has donned the mantle of public moralist and mounted the proverbial electronic or print soap box to volunteer his views on, among other things, childrearing, family life, education, and crime.” Cosby has made himself part of these public issues and therefore has “voluntarily narrowed the zone of privacy that he is entitled to claim,” the judge wrote.” YA BOY DID THIS TO HIMSELF. Stop the bullshit. Azealia Banks, Problematic Free Black Woman FUCK OUT OF HERE. This chick, whether because of abuse, mental illness, drugs, alcohol, lack of talent, lack of attention, being the middle child, or the burden of being a black woman in this world is a SHIT SHOW. Railing against damn near every racial group, ethnicity, sexual preference, gender identity, doesn’t make you free. It makes you a piece of shit. I know plenty of free black women, one is the well known sister of a good friend of mine. She takes internet trolls and opposing cable news commentators to the woodshed, speaking intelligently and truthfully and I havent even seen her crown TRY and slip off her head. She is the epitome of what white people would call problematic, but in my eyes, just strong, capable and intelligent….a threat to this whole entire world and the way it views and treats black women. This week something happened with this chick and Russell Crowe, just as much of a trash person as Banks, and the black wommins and hoteps CAME OUT. WHY? Cuz he called her a nigger? SHE IS ONE. You think that bothered her? She called Zayn Malik a bitch ass nigga. When you lower that bar, that’s where you give folks persmission to meet you. SHE ATTACKED MY BELOVED DISNEY STAR Skai Jackson, A BABY FOR CHRISSAKES…a baby that handed that heffa her ass, btw. Now if he choked her, that makes me happy, cuz I aint shit, but that honestly is a problem and he should be locked up for it. This chick bleaches her skin, which gotta be against Hotep and Teptress laws, as well as respectable black folks, unless you Ambi-ing some acne spots, but still we persist in holding this dumpster fire up as some form of black folk hero. Stop the bullshit. My Public Statements Ain’t Public How in this year of our Lord is ANYONE outside your aged relatives new to Facebook STILL posting that privacy notice? HOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW? You post your life all over facebook all damn day. Breakups, make ups, job interviews, firings, your calls for your prayer warriors, how wifey got caught up, your kids pics, your grandkids pics, that shitty assed dinner you made bae, them half dead flowers he brought you and now you wanna post a freakin privacy policy? Like me and my band of petty idiots aint screenshotting every damn laughable dumb ass thing you say and post? You know the only thing anyone will do with your boringness? Laugh at it…like we do when we send it to each other and snark over it in our secret inbox group. Are you even remotely aware that due to the language you have no way of understanding, the user agreement you accepted for both Facebook and Messenger, means they pretty much can do damn near anything with those fugly Joe Camel selfies you persist in taking? They just let you keep your phone…they own everything in it. LMAO. From an attorney, on the matter: “Please, I beg you. Do not start posting Uniform Commercial Code and Rome law as protectors of what you say on someone else’s property that you are using for free! Do you even know what the Uniform Commercial Code is? If you want to protect your privacy just shut down the FREE account on Facebook. You don’t have to say anything.

So Easily Distracted

I am lazy. I have an unquestionable talent. It’s unquestionable because not one person that I meet in the realm of what I am talented in, will let an opportunity pass without telling me how talented I am. But I am lazy without question as well. They also tell me that. This blog should be full. Every month should have at least 20 posts in it. I should blog everyday. I work in a newsroom. Im not without source material. Im on the internet allllllls fucking day. Im not without source material. I talk to folks from all walks of life. Im not without source material. But, Im lazy….and probably a bit afraid to walk into my destiny or find out everyone has been lying to me. Along with my laziness, I can also get very distracted. When I think about sitting down to write something, I inevitably think of other things I would like to be, which takes me away from the task of writing. I would like to be, in no particular order….a flight attendant, a writer, an actress, a singer, a comedian, Mrs. Urlacher, Mrs. Long, Mrs. Chadwick, a chef, a focus group moderator, a host, a socialite, a Lotto winner, a mom, a social anarchist, an avenger, a bartender and the woman of the manor on a large plot of land in Cuba where I will wander aimlessly, barefoot in a maxidress, suckling a sugar cane, while taking sips of my homemade exquisite caipirhinia – fuck. I can drink that word, but I can never spell it. Oh well. So distraction is a problem as far as my personal goals and aspirations is concerned, but thats about the only space in which I am distracted. Im pretty dope at multitasking. I planned a boss assed retirement party for mi madre, while going thru a soul crushing breakup. I was able to care about a family member’s incarceration, while still enjoying Power. Believe it or not, I wrote said person a letter WHILE I was watching Power. And one time I was talking to said person annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd watching power. BOOM! POW! PING! PEW-PEW! I sat in the Amy Winehouse documentary and figured out what I was having for dinner. I wanted our girls brought back whilst hoping for our girls and boys to not be killed in my hometown. Yeah, Im that deal. I was participating in my favorite masochistic activity – perusing Facebook – this morning, when I became inspired to write. This column has been brewing for a while, but the desire became action because of Aubrey, my boy TJ and an idiot friend of his. Thanks idiot friend*. You have pushed me into this morning’s destiny. This fool is one of the ones who sit on high – OWSOH (oh’-sew) is how I will forever refer to them. (did I just coin a catchword? Its catchword a word?) The Owsohs would have you believe you cant pay attention to more than one thing at a time. That you are as simple of brain as they. It’s how they get to feel good about themselves and whatever the fuck they care about or stand for….barf. Exhibit A: TJ dared to post about Drake now pissing on the grave on the already dead and buried Meek Mills (as you and your cousins like to call him) and one of the Owsoh’s took the time to call “DISTRACTION”. As the kids say, such a boring and lazy read. This man, who writes FOR A LIVING, whose job it is to be informed, is – or his fb pals are – being distracted by a fucking rap battle. Weren’t you able to find this meme and breathe out your mouth at the same time like other idiots? Im sorry, forgive me, but I aint sorry. The Owsohs are so condescending, that they deserve my disdain. An Owsoh told me to dig deeper when I questioned why people persisted with the “Sandra Bland is Dead in her Mugshot” campaign. Which is exactly what I thought she should have done when challenging me. I think it even more strongly now that we have video of her WALKING INTO THE JAIL, and her mugshots being taken. This Owsoh, also challenged me on The Cos. Said he wasnt convicted, so he’s not guilty. I told her, Zimmerman wasnt convicted in a court of law, but we know he is a murdered. She told me, “I dont know anything about Zimmerman.” Owsoh, you oh so….not worth my time. They tell us we cant pay attention to and comment on pop culture and care that our brothers and sisters are being murdered by the ones sworn to protect us. They tell us that we should question the timing of Bill Cosby’s legacy tarnishment and not the over 30 years of non-convictable rapes he visited upon young girls. The homegirl Mama Akila organizes a Chicken Crawl in honor of her most favorite food, but rallied a stunning seek and destroy mission of a woman who dared to insult the dignity of a black woman and her children who were simply enjoying a day at the beach and had the nerve to splash a white woman who was sitting at the water’s edge. Pretty sure if the Owsoh’s only saw Akilahs posts about chicken, they would call her distracted as well. And then they would be in trouble….. Im tired kids, tired of black folks dying, black folks crying and other folks lying, annnnnnnnnnnnd Im writing this at <redacted>, with what feels like 100 eyes on me, so Im gonna close this out with this screencap, which perfectly captures my mood, thoughts and fux about Owsohs. Yes, my beloved Deray….you are magic. So am I. Continue to multitask. Now, Im really gonna go before I forget to post this due to the re-emergence of the Ice Bucket Challenge, cuz yes…thats a thing and a distraction. *Writers note: Dear