SATC – Myalogy

Just Like What? 2.5

zyansaeed615 / July 14, 2023

Welcome to Just Like What? THEE definitive And Just Like That Recap….that only bout 5 people read, but its definitive, nonetheless, MKAY? Listen, 2 seasons and 5 episodes in and I finally recognized the show I used to love. Listen a penis pump was not only seen and used but most hilariously HEARD. I rarely laugh out loud despite typing LOL on things, but yall – I LAUGHED OUT LOUD. I actually laughed or smiled at a number of things this week. LETS GO SEASON 2 of AND JUST LIKE THAT! Starting with Miranda’s threesome and Harry’s Ghost sperm not being sprayed on Charlottes tetas last week’s trend of the sex being put back in the city continues this week! Everyone is getting dick. Seema you get dick! Professor Lady you get dick! LTW got dick from her husband who pulled out his George Washington costume from his time on Broadway as the first president in Hamilton for a lil cosplay! You twee freaks! Carrie, your uptight ass woulda got some dick if the man it is attached to wasnt married to a man just as crazy and co-dependent as he! Charlotte: cute story line and even cuter vintage ralph, but Ill let Cline talk to yall bout dat. Rock got scouted by a Ralph Lauren agent and became a model….Charlotte was all yay and Harry was all nay! Charlotte won out. This story line I loved because dont we all love Harry? And Harry in a bad wig? And Harry in a bad wig, who knows its a bad wig but still loves it? Yeah. His interaction with the photog was funny and the way he peaced out made me smile. I dont know how this show got me to care about a storyline with one of these kids, but kudos! Miranda was Miranda-ing all over this episode. She has NEVER been one of my favorites, and any of yall that bought an “im a miranda” shirt, back in the day, I hope you’ve healed <3 – cuz yall girl has NOT. Che, who Miranda was never suited for, is figuring out that they dont really know each other. And what she is learning she may not like so much. One is nocturnal, one isnt. One is open to threesomes, the other gets muscle spasms during them. One gives a fuck about her kid, one could but doesnt. It was nice to see Miranda being able – at least in the moment – of giving Che the space she so desperately needed after getting her asshole ripped apart by that focus group – which ouch! I know Che was flying high and America loves a downfall, but to see your life’s trajectory torn apart by folks that cannot and sadly can relate has to hurt. I dont necessarily want to see Miranda back with Steve, but I also dont want to see her unhappy and shrinking herself -further – for a relationship. SEEMA, you sexy bitch you! Can I tell you I love this character? Her and her penis pumping man! I loved how her arc touched on the challenges of dating as a person of a certain age. I loved how she wasnt deterred by him revealing that he had ED. I loved that he came – literally – with his penis pump. And yall already know that I loved the sound that penis pump made when he put it on. And I love how she didnt care that he put it on. I love her high level discussion about why she wanted to continue to see him. I love that she didnt freak out when he didnt make her come. I love that she just pulled out her vibrator. I love that she didnt care when he got offended. I love that she turned up the speed over his objections. I love that she let him go, so that she could come! I LOVE SEEMA Carrie: okay miss girl….done accidentally found a man to get up under! She causes a man to fall off his bike and then proceeds to act in a way that if that man acted, she woulda called the law. Taking him to the urgent care was cool and thoughtful, showing up at his door – uninvited and unannouced with 17 soups and commenting on his station in life, just doing all the shit that women do and think makes them endearing, but seems stalkerish and over reaching when men do it. He’s completely irresponsible and overwhelmed, if not wealthy and successful and doesnt really have the bandwith to incorporate carries box into his circle. She gets up outta his crib mid make out session and on to the next….sex – hopefully That’s Facts previews for next week look like we better get ready for the return of Aiden!

Recaps

Just Like What? 2.2

zyansaeed615 / July 10, 2023

Welcome to Just Like What? THEE definitive And Just Like That Recap…. Miranda: more che/miranda sex huh? okay girl…ohhhh I had forgot that she is an alcoholic….at least she has these AA meetings to give her something to do, cuz aside from blowing che and looking unstable, ms mamas aint got much going on. Oh but here we find her, phoneless and drug free at the beach, being picked up by her gay lovers husband…dun duh derrrrrrrrrrr, well we didnt see that coming. Lets see how Miranda is going to fuck up this Tony Danza dinner she is arriving late and stank as fuck, literally and figuratively. Good thing she doenst go there…she takes her ass home and waits to confront che, who tells her she was married and just never got around getting divorced, which, sorry ABC execs, makes her more black than irish/italian/mexican. This leads her to the announcement that she doesnt know Che, and Che’s all like SUPRISE, I dont know me either. True shit right there. Carrie: doesnt want to talk about vaginal suppositories and I cant really blame her. Her being a sex writer and refusing to “mention it all”leads to her podcast being cancelled…and her Tuesday nights….sad, I guess to see them go. Charlotte: parenting issues continue…I dont have kids so I dont care. Her kid sold some sentimental clothing to be able to afford her new keyboard is charlotte is verklempt. These drags out….Charlotte wants one of the dresses returned and like everyone watching, Im wondering why she just didnt buy it back. LTW: oh we doing talented tenth story lines on here huh? is the paper bag test going to be on here next? Can I just say, I woulda throat punched her monster in law…you aint gonna talk shit bout me in my own got damn house and this person you shitted out your box better not let you either. MKAY? Her husbands uppity mom in law, sporting pink and green, is mortified at her sons irritation at not being able to get a cab. In NYC, in this year of our Lord and Uber/Lift, cabs are passing fares? I dont buy it, but they are def selling this as a storyline. And dont be just walking your old ass up in my bed room when I just announced it was mommy/daddy time. – that pigeon purse is one of the most abhorrent things Ive ever seen on this show. – Morehouse, Selma, “The Rules” mentioned this episode. – They done dug Tony Danza out the crate. – Why is miranda so constantly awkward at Che’s shows. Youre a nooyawker for chrissakes. act like you’ve been somewhere. – why is carrie sleeping in a double bed? Professor Braids: her man wants a baby….and a white woman sometimes, but a baby.

Recaps

Just Like What? 2.1

zyansaeed615 / July 10, 2023

Welcome to Just Like What? THEE definitive And Just Like That Recap….Imma just write this as it goes as I dont know if I wanna commit my wit to this show, but….nostalgia. We open the show with everyone coming out to their men…and their Che…sigh…except Professor Braids. She’s coming out to my favorite sneaky link, my tv. <3 Carrie: fucking her producer, and he’s a silver fox, so Ill allow it. She gets weirded out when her producer asks her out…and needs advice from Che to go out on a date. A woman that’s been offering dating advice since her hair was its natural color brown is asking a gay woman for advice on a man….thanks to the writers that had che say “im a gay woman, I have no idea whats going on in that man head,” cuz duh. She gets her. SEEMA IS STUNNING. But aint going to the met cuz she is having lunch earlier that day with her man and his kid and his ex…i guess. She finds out that he still lives at home with his ex….and breaks it out of there in time to get Anthony bounced out of his gifted Met ticket….thats some real fuckshit. LTW: got her own fashion moment crossing the street in that red, yesssssss mama. And yes for those 8 minutes you got. Charlotte and these kids….i guess…I mean I aint really here for them…. There is some titty sucking, which is usually pretty hot, but not this time. The gals and their pocfs are off to the Met Gala. If I may….Seema – D, Charlotte – C, Carrie….now, its a b or something, but i dont like the way this show wants us to go up for these old dresses….first, last season they wanted me to think the dress the russian stood her up in was her favorite dress and now the one John James Preston abandoned her in, makes the Met. nope. – HIS MOREHOUSE TIE? HBCU mention #1. – Only 3 weeks have passed since the events of last season. Miranda has really changed..I guess life does that….as she states, its the new her….the best her ever….the jury is still out on that, Toots. And moments later, just like that, she hates the new her…luckily for her, the jury is still out on that one too. I mean I mostly hate her, but Im willing to stick with it. Predictably and sadly, she is still the old her…unsure of herself, doubting her relationships, these chicks def age, but they dont mature. Its nice to see her genuinely be there for Che when she breaks down over her weight. – That uber joke everyone keeps dragging was the closing joke of her set. :-/ – Anthony loves balls….glad to see some things stay the same. Miranda: so are we gonna get a bachelors degree is lesbianism this season. Professor Braids: they done brought shaza out for her this season! okay den, i may commit her name to memory now! This phone sex scene is terrible. What man wouldnt excuse himself to take that call or wouldnt take it at all….no man I know woulda shown that woman in his hotel room, but what the fuck do I know? SN: Ive always wanted to do a sensory depravation tank but Im terrified of water at night. If something happened after this, please forgive me…this is where my notes stopped. lol Im publishing this after I watched up to the most current ep, which I believe is episode 4. I really enjoyed the last two eps and Im feeling very “this my man and im gone stick beside him” bout it.